perks-of-being-chinese:

I UNDERSTAND MATH NOW

I DONT

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holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

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hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

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svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

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5sos-official:

suck my ass

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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